My Post Pizza-Rat Life

Story as told by Pizza Rat in July 2020.
In September 2015, I became famous. Viral, even. People around the world knew me, or at least thought they did. I climbed that mountain. And then it crashed down.
Do you remember when you first heard of me? “Pizza Rat.” Spring Street subway station in New York City, tugging a slice of pizza down the steps. The fame was intoxicating. People came to the Spring…